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इंडियन बहु - Indian Bahu

 एक बार यमराज नरक के दौरे पर निकले.

तो देखा कि एक कोने में बहुत सी महिलाएं आपस में हंसी मज़ाक कर रहीं थीं.

यमराज ने अपने दूतों को बुला कर पूछा कि ये कौन हैं जो नरक में भी इतना एंजॉय कर रहीं हैं ?

 

एक यमदूत ने कहा इंडियन बहुएं हैं...........!!

कम्बख्त..,

जहां जाती हैं Adjust हो जाती हैं..!

कहती हैं - बिलकुल ससुराल जैसा माहौल है !

Mature Lady Driver

     A  Mature (over 50) Lady gets pulled over for                                       speeding...

Older   Woman :  Is there a  problem, Officer?

                          Officer :  Ma'am, you  were speeding.

Older   Woman :  Oh, I see. 

Officer :  Can I see  your license please?

Older   Woman :  I'd give  it to you but I don't have one. 

Officer :  Don't have  one?

Older   Woman :  Lost it, 4  years ago for drunk driving. 

Officer :  I  see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.  

Older   Woman :  I can't do  that.

Officer :  Why not? 

Older   Woman :  I stole  this car.

Officer :  Stole it? 

Older   Woman :  Yes, and I  killed and hacked up the  owner.

Officer :  You what? 

Older   Woman :  His body  parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see 

 

The Officer looks at the  woman and slowly  backs away to his car and calls for back up.  Within minutes 5 police  cars circle the car. A senior officer  slowly approaches the car,  clasping his half drawn gun.  

Officer   2:  Ma'am,  could you step out of your vehicle  please!

The  woman  steps out of her vehicle. 

Older   woman :  Is there a  problem sir?

Officer   2 :  One of my  officers told me that you have stolen this car and  murdered the  owner.

Older   Woman :  Murdered  the owner? 

Officer   2 :  Yes, could  you please open the trunk of your car,  please. 

The  woman  opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty   trunk.

Officer   2 :  Is this  your car, ma'am?

Older   Woman :  Yes, here  are the registration papers.

The officer is quite   stunned.

Officer   2 :  One of my  officers claims that you do not have a driving license. 

The  woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch  purse and hands  it to the officer.

The officer examines the  license. He looks  quite puzzled. 

Officer   2 :  Thank you  ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a  license, that  you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked  up the owner. 

Older   Woman :

Bet the liar told you I was speeding too. 

Don't mess with mature ladies