It Is Just A Joke: 2021

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

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Tuesday, May 18, 2021

इंडियन बहु - Indian Bahu

एक बार यमराज नरक के दौरे पर निकले.

तो देखा कि एक कोने में बहुत सी महिलाएं आपस में हंसी मज़ाक कर रहीं थीं.

यमराज ने अपने दूतों को बुला कर पूछा कि ये कौन हैं जो नरक में भी इतना एंजॉय कर रहीं हैं ?

एक यमदूत ने कहा इंडियन बहुएं हैं...........!!

कम्बख्त..,

जहां जाती हैं Adjust हो जाती हैं..!

कहती हैं - बिलकुल ससुराल जैसा माहौल है !

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Mature Lady Driver

A Mature (over 50) Lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman : Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman : Oh, I see.

Officer : Can I see your license please?

Older Woman : I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer : Don't have one?

Older Woman : Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer : I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman : I can't do that.

Officer : Why not?

Older   Woman : I stole this car.

Officer : Stole it?

Older   Woman : Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer : You what?

Older   Woman : His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older   woman : Is there a problem sir?

Officer   2 : One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older   Woman : Murdered the owner?

Officer   2 : Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty   trunk.

Officer   2 : Is this your car, ma'am?

Older   Woman : Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite   stunned.

Officer   2 : One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer   2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older   Woman :

Bet the liar told you I was speeding too.

Don't mess with mature ladies

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Brain of the Year

Monday, April 19, 2021

Why PAPPU Failed ?

Monday, April 5, 2021

What's The First Thing You Notice About This Picture

What's the first thing you notice about this picture?

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --WOW -- What A Ride!